"Yo ____ is so _____ that...."

[TreasureFinder]

This is a thread for the yo mamma jokes and so on.

You're so fat, that you won't be staying in your house, you'll be staying around it!

Your so stupid, that you Jungle Gym was Tarzan's brother!

And the such like.....

[SnowMan2000]

Your mamma's so stupid, she got locked in Albertson's and starved